This next song is from a record-breaking show. And it really
Set a record. It lasted nine previews and one performance
This is true. So I feel it′s an important show. And, um
The name of it was "Another Evening with Harry Stoones." Oh
You remember it? Well, anyway, here's the main song from it
Call me a boob
Call me a schlemiel
Call me a brain with a missing wheel
Call me what you will
But nonetheless I′m still in love with Harold Mengit
And it's not because he has a car
Arnie Fleischer has a car
But a car is just a car
And if Harold didn't have a car to his name
I guess I′d love him just the same
Call me what you will
But nonetheless I′m still in love with Harold Mengit
And it's not because he has a wealthy family
Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family
But money isn′t everything
And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name
I know I′d love him just the same
But sometimes I ask myself why then
Do I then love Harold Mengit?
Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart
And I don′t find romance or new dance in his heart
The only answers I can think of are
Harold Mengit's money and Harold Mengit's car
Call me what you will
But nonetheless I′m still in love with Hershey Mengit
Also Arnie Fleischer
Writer(s): Jeff Harris Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
