Mr. Wallor’s Wailing Wall Lyrics

Woo!
Mr
Waller′s wailing wall, never seen before
Mainly 'cause it always hung inside his door
He would leave his wailing wall, looking for a flaw
But wailing flaws are hard to find, I′m sure
Oh, Mr
Waller, please help me do
You're never home each time I call
I guess I'll never see that wall
Oh, Mr
Waller′s purple eyes surveyed every scene
Sad because he never made a movie screen
All for free and he could think what a funny man
Even had a wailing frying pan
With a wailing bacon, but the eggs were done
But the wailing chicken never laid an egg, no one
Mr
Waller′s wailing wall, never seen before
Mainly 'cause it always hung inside his wall
He would leave his wailing wall, looking for a pig
But wailing pigs are hard to find, I′m sure
Oh, Mr
Waller, please hear me say
Yeah
Someone's taken Mr
Waller′s wailing wall away
Oh, Mr
Waller, please hear me say
I'm telling the truth
Someone′s taken Mr
Waller's wailing wall away
Oh, j'ai la veine
It′s wonderful to let her come
Now we have this lovely letter here from Mrs
H
Stokes of Lancashire, and she would like to see
The mating habits of the African whistling worm
Well, I think we can help with your trouble, Mrs
Wilkinson
If you′ll just write another letter next
Week, we'd be very glad to show you
Now, while we gone on for the next of the show
We′ll have sponsors waiting in the background now
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