Brown‐Eyed Handsome Man Lyrics

Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge′s wife called up the district attorney
She said, "Free that brown-eyed man
If you want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man"

Flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walk across the sand
She'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years
In fact, ever since the world began
There′s been a whole lot of good women shedding tears
Over a brown-eyed handsome man
It's a lot of trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find
Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy, he′s a brown-eyed handsome man"

Marlowe Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

Two, three the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Round the third he was headed for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man
That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man