Miscellaneous Jones
Is quite famous for the property she owns
But the property she owns
Is the property of Jones
And the innocent bystanders
How they rush when it gets to hander
Just to get a little gander at her bones
Miscellaneous Jones
The recipient of many sticks and stones
The fair ladies of the town
How they try to put her down
But she just walks by a-grinnin′
'Cause she′s on that side that's a-winnin'
It′s by popular opinion I suppose
She′s a high steppin' lady
It′s clear to anyone who knows her name
It's never yes, just a-maybe
It′s for sure you're gonna love her
If you judge her by her cover
Oh, but stay away from Miss J
She just isn′t worth the price you've gotta pay
She is heartless, she is cruel
And she'll make a fool of you
If there′s tenderness beneath her
It′s too far out of reach, sir
You'll discover like the others no one owns
Miscellaneous Jones
Writer(s): Paul Nicodemus Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
