Presenting: The Greatest Christmas Song of the 1980's Lyrics

By 1985, pop diva and international sensation Arabella DeFury was in trouble
Her hits had dried up, her television variety show had been canceled
And she was doing cocaine every single day
So when acclaimed Jewish songwriter Seymour Steinbloom
Came to her with a larger-than-life Christmas song of epic proportions
She couldn′t say no
At number nine, it's Arabella DeFury with "My Husband′s Ghost This Christmas"