The Pill Lyrics

You wined me and dined me when I was your girl
Promised if I′d be your wife, you'd show me the world
But all I′ve seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill
I'm tearin' down your brooder house ′cause now I′ve got the pill

All these years I've stayed at home while you had all your fun
And every year that′s gone by, another baby's come
There′s a gonna be some changes made right here on nursery hill
You've set this chicken your last time ′cause now I've got the pill

This old maternity dress I've got is goin′ in the garbage
The clothes I′m wearin' from now on won′t take up so much yardage
Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah, I'm makin′ up for all those years since I've got the pill

I′m tired of all your crowin', how you and your hens play
While holdin' a couple in my arms, another′s on the way
This chicken′s done tore up her nest, and I'm ready to make a deal
And you can′t afford to turn it down, 'cause you know I′ve got the pill

This incubator is overused because you've kept it filled
The feelin′ good comes easy now since I've got the pill
It's gettin′ dark, it′s roostin' time, tonight′s too good to be real
Oh, but daddy don't you worry none ′cause mama's got the pill
Oh, daddy don′t you worry none 'cause mama's got the pill