Felicia No Capecia Lyrics

One night I met a beautiful bambino
And I melted like farina
When she played her little game
That night she made me dizzier than vino
And you know just what I mean-o
Sweet Felicia was her name

I took Felicia out to Coney
She ate a fortune in sausage and macaroni
But when I said, "I′d love to kiss ya"
Felicia no capiscia
You ought to see the things I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water
And when my heart got feverish-a
Felicia no capiscia

She knew the names of all the eats
She knew the sweets, the vegetables and meats
But when it came to makin' love
She was as cold as yesterday′s apiece
No matter what she'd crave, I'd bring her
I went and hopped to put a ring around her finger
But when I said, "I′d love to kiss ya"
Felicia no capiscia

She understood, she heard me good
When I said, "Have some real imported cheese"
But when I said, "Give me a squeeze"
You′d think that I was talkin' Portuguese
I tried to make her feel relaxy
I even took her home to Brooklyn in a taxi
But when I said, "I′d love to kiss ya"
Felicia testa a duro

And then I said, "Well, let me hug ya"
Felicia, a ruffiana
And then she said, "Well, Fras, let's get married"
Luigi no capisci