Felicia No Capicia Lyrics

I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here′s my story
She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore

But when I said I'd like to kiss you
Felicia no capisce

The way she gambled at the tables wasn′t funny
You should have seen the ways she found to lose my money

But when I said I'd like to kiss you
Felicia no capisce

She understood (She understood)
She heard me good (She heard me good)
When I said have some real imported cheese
But when I said (But when I said)
Give me a squeeze (Give me a squeeze)
You'd think that I was talking Japanese

She never heard about the birds and bees
She was half fruit sizz and half Calabrese

You ought to see the things I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water

But when I said I′d like to kiss you
Felicia no capisce

No, she didn′t understand
No, she didn't understand
She heard me fine (She heard me fine)
When I said dine (When I said dine)
And then she drank a half a case of wine
But when I said (But when I said)
Come on let′s spoon (Come on let's spoon)
You′d think that I was asking for the moon

Man, that chick was as crazy as a loon
She was half Sicilian and what a gavoon

I tried to make her feel relaxy
It cost me ninety-seven dollars for the taxi

But when I said I'd like to kiss you
Felicia no capisce

She said Luigi let′s get married
And Luigi no capisce