Animal Crackers Lyrics

Oh, eat your animal crackers
For my mother told me so long ago
If you eat your animal crackers
The children in Europe won′t starve anymore

Oh, I love eatin' ice cream
Chocolate, vanilla, butter pecan
But I best love animal crackers
′Cause I love helping my fellow man
Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can

I forgot the words
Once, thank you
Once I went on a diet
That's the Freudian ploy, isn't it?
I′ll never forget it

Once I went on a diet
A carbohydrate diet
Eight nights
′Cause you can't eat animal crackers
So, I′m gonna stay a fatty for all of my life
But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah

Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant?
I eat at Alice′s restaurant year after year
She makes an animal cracker pizza
And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer
Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer
She knows the age
Animal crackers are in this year