Jangling Jack Lyrics

Jangling Jack goes yackety yack
Visits the home of the brave, hails a fat yellow cab
Jack wanna celebrate, Jack wanna big drink
Driver drops him at a bar, called the rinky dink
Jack pushes through the door, and he crosses the floor
Tips his hat to a man grinning in the corner

Going do-da-do, going do-da-do
Going do-da-do, going do-da-do

Says, "I′m Jangling Jack, I go do-da-do
I wanna rinky dink special, wanna little umbrella too
And he flops on his stool, sees the grinning man laugh
So Jack laughs back, Jack raises his glass"

Says, "God bless this country, and everything in it
The losers, and the winners, the good guys and the sinners"
The grinning man says, "Buddy, it's all yackety yack
Whips out a little black pistol, shoots a bullet in Jack

I hear now, Jangling Jack do-da-do, do-da-do
Jangling Jack, do-da do-do-do
Jangling Jack, do-do-do, do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do-do, whoo!

Hey, buddy

Jangling Jack flies off his seat, crashes through the door
Lands in a heap on the street
Hears his mother′s voice, going, do-da-do
Jack is shouting, "Mummy! Mummy! Mummy, is that you?"
He sees the Berserk City, sees the dead stacked in piles
Sees the screaming crowd, screams, "Where am I?"

Going do-da-do, going do-da-do
Going do-da-do, going do-da-do
Oh, yeah

Jangling Jack, do-da-do, da-da-do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do, do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do, do
Jangling Jack, do-da do, do, do

Oh, mummy, mummy

Well, Jangling Jack, as a matter of fact
Crawls through the crowd, back into the bar
Jack crawls to his stool, Jack drags himself up
Falls back down on his ass, in a puddle of blood
Going, "Goodbye mummy, goodbye ma"
Then Jack doubles over, and he vomits and dies

Going do-da-do, going do-da-do
Going do-da-do, going do-da-do
Oh, yeah

Jangling Jack, do-da-do, da-da-do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do, do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do-da-do
Jangling Jack, do-da-do, do, do