The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage Lyrics

Sit tight, I′m gonna need you to keep time
Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good, now we're making some progress
Come on, just tap, tap, tap those toes to the beat

And I believe this may call for a proper introduction
And well, don′t you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, drum beat boys, drum beat wise
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we′re still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Applause, applause, no, wait, wait
Dear studio audience, I′ve an announcement to make
It seems the artists these days are not who you think
So we'll pick back up on that on another page

And I believe this may call for a proper introduction
And well, don′t you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we′re still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, drum beat boys, drum beat wise
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we′re still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, drum beat boys, drum beat wise
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young and desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

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