Kewpie Doll Lyrics

Well, I took my baby to the carnival
And I heard that barker yell (hey, hey)
"Come on and win yourself a pretty Kewpie doll
All you gotta do is ring the bell"
Well, I swung the hammer just as hard as I could
And you should have heard the wild applause (hooray)
When bong went the bell and the man said
"Well, I guess the Kewpie doll is yours" (yeah, yeah)
I said, "Give me a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high school banner for my wall
′Cause I got me a real life Kewpie doll
And she's the cutest one of ′em all"
And then we walked down to midway 'til we saw the crowd
And the man said, "Try your skill
Five shots for a quarter make a duck hit the water
And give your little baby a thrill"
Well, my baby smiled and she kissed me once
And I felt I was nine feet tall
Oh, five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed
And the man gave me a Kewpie doll
I said, "Give me a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high school banner for my wall
'Cause I got me a real life Kewpie doll
And she′s the cutest one of ′em all"
And then my baby said, "Honey, let me try my luck
And knock the milk bottles off of the shelf"
You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eyed dick
Hey, I couldn't do it better myself
And then my face got red and my chest swelled up
And my eyes bugged out of my head
′Cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie doll
This is what my baby said
She said, "Give me a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high school banner for my wall
'Cause I got me a real life Kewpie doll
And she′s the cutest one of 'em all"
I said, "She′s the cutest one of 'em all" (Kew-Kew-Kewpie doll)
And she's the cutest one of ′em all (Kew-Kew-Kewpie doll)
And she′s the cutest one of 'em all (fire)