Black Widow Station Lyrics

I am at your halfway station, darling
And I′ve been waiting for your train
I am at your halfway station, darling
And I've been waiting for your train
But you′ve been too long, darling
And it looks like rain

I have seen these strange little girls
Who come up to you and they don't know when to stop
I have watched your eye as it follows the line of the leg
Right up to the top
Now Betty Sue and Mary Jane
Have come around to play again
But I am standing at your door
And I do believe I'll tell them to go home

There′s this black widow spider, darling
And she′s been walking on my hand
There's this black widow spider, darling
And she′s been walking on my hand
And we've had this little heart to heart
And I, I think I understand

It′s a funny situation
I mean what am I to do
With Lisa in the upstairs room
And Joan and Martha too
I can't come down to breakfast
′Cause the plates have all been used
And it's as crowded as a subway car
And I think that you're confused

Well I would wait at your station
But I do believe it′s time that I went home

And I am at black widow′s station, darling
And I've been waiting for your train
I am at black widow′s station, darling
And I've been waiting for your train
But you′ve been too long, darling
And it looks like rain
You've been too long, darling
And it looks like rain