You’re My Sugar Lyrics

You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
You are my one and only
The only one I've kissed
But that black book in your pocket
Honey, ain′t a grocery list
Well, I took you to a night club
To have a bang up time
We wound up washin′ dishes
'Cause you didn′t have a dime
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
But you′re never sweet to me
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
But you′re never sweet to me
I ordered you a collar
Right from the catalog
But now I can't quit barkin′
'Cause the collar′s for a dog
Well, next day I sent you neck ties
Did you like the ties you got?
How come you tied the neck ties, honey
Like a hangman's knot? (Huh?)
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
You're my sugar
But you′re never sweet to me
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
Well, the diamond ring I bought you
Was nothin′ but the best
But you only paid a dollar down
I had to pay the rest
What happened to the fur coat
I bought the other day
Well, that new fur coat you bought me
Just got up and walked away
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
You′re my sugar
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
But you′re never sweet to me
Now, I knitted you some golf socks
With fancy heels and soles
Well, I guess they call 'em golf socks
They both had eighteen holes (Uh-huh)
I promised you a pony
I promised you a yacht
Well, a saddle and a paddle, boy
Was all I ever got
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
You′re my sugar
But you're never sweet to me
Well, I′m a-gettin' tired of fightin′
Been at it all my life
Well, the way we always get along
We should be man and wife
You're my sugar
You′re my sugar
You're my sugar
And I am sweet on you