Mr. Five by Five Lyrics

Well, twirl my turban, man alive
Here comes Mr. Five by Five
He′s one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Solid boot, ever do poise

Mr. Five by Five
He′s five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mr. Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He′s a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mr. Five by Five

That man can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there′s no way of knowin'
Whether he′s comin' or goin′

Mr. Five by Five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don′t shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mr. Five, Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Slightly plump and he can jump
′Cause he′s a mellow old fat
And a real hep cat

Mr. Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he′s five feet wide
He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Than he do from side to side

Mr. Five by Five feet Five
He′s slightly plump on the solid side
He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
Finnally do from side to side

Mr. Five, Mr. Five
Mr. Five, he be just little Mr. Five by Five