Salty Dog Lyrics

If I can′t be a salty dog
I won't be your man at all
Honey, let me be a salty dog

Yeah, I got a gal, she′s ten feet tall
Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall
Honey, let me be a salty dog
There were two old ladies sittin' in the sand
Each one wishin' the other was a man
Honey, let me be a salty dog

If I can′t be a salty dog
I won′t be your man at all
Honey, let me be a salty dog

I smiled when you drove into town
Now I'm sorry that your car broke down
Honey, let me be a salty dog
You told me that your wheel was broke
Now I′m sittin' with the broken spoke
Honey, let me be a salty dog (Alright, baby)

If I can′t be a salty dog
I won't be your man at all
Honey, let me be a salty dog

I love you in blue and I love you in red
But most of all I love you in blue
Honey, let me be a salty dog
Floatin′ down the river on an old oak log
What the hell's a salty dog?
Honey, let me be a salty dog (Alright)

If I can't be a salty dog
I won′t be your man at all
Honey, let me be a salty dog

I think we′d better call this the end of the song
'Cause it′s a-gettin' too damn long
Honey, let me be a salty
Honey, let me be a salty
Honey, let me be a salty dog
Hey!
Thank you