Christmas Rock Lyrics

Oh, my billfold doesn′t have a prayer
There's Christmas catalogs everywhere
She keeps lookin′ at the jewelry section
Cuttin' pictures out of her selection
I said we need to hold it down this year
And in her eye, she got a big ol' tear
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa′s pockets ain′t got no roll

She don't want no pots and pans
Just somethin′ shinin' on her hand
With an emerald or a diamond on it
I had a budget but she′s gone and blown it
Down to the jewelry store here I go
To hear the clerk say "Ho Ho Ho"
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa's pockets ain′t got no roll

She don't want anything from Sears
No tools or a garden shear
There's somethin′ special on her mind
And I can′t even afford the shine
I wish she'd settle for a long nightshirt
Though I got to give ′til it hurts
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa's pockets ain′t got no roll

She don't want no pots and pans
Just somethin′ shinin' on her hand
With an emerald or a diamond on it
I had a budget but she's gone and blown it
Down to the jewelry store here I go
To hear the clerk say "Ho Ho Ho"
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa′s pockets ain′t got no roll
Yeah, she wants a Christmas rock
But ol' Santa′s pockets ain't got no roll