An Elpee's Worth of Toons Lyrics

Who′s that on the racks again?
A portrait of a crazy man
Trying to make a living off an LP's worth of tunes
(Trying to make a living off an LP′s worth of tunes)

A picture of a soul in pain
Trying to change the world with an LP's worth of tunes
(Trying to change the world with an LP's worth of tunes)

There′s something at the heart of it that′s simply awful
A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle
(There's something at the heart of it that′s simply awful)
(A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle)
There's something at the heart of it that′s simply awful
A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle
Trying to make a living off an LP's worth of tunes

Sweat is forming on my brow
Not a thing can help me now
My life is on the line for an LP′s worth of tunes
I can see the write-ups now
The multitudes are crying for an LP's worth of tunes

A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
To try to change the world with a plastic platter
(A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter)
(To try to change the world with a plastic platter)
A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
To try to change the world with a plastic platter
Trying to change the world with an LP's worth of tunes

What′s your problem, sonny?
What′s your problem, son?
What's your problem, sonny?
What′s your problem, son?
I want to change the world