Piss Aaron Lyrics

We figure, my daddy and me
Things are still the same it seems
As when he lived it in his teens
As a kid in school
Aaron was a junior
The class of ′32
His mama called him angel
But everybody knew he was the
The gang king
The gross out king

They call him Chris Aaron
They always caught him pissing in the hall
Chris Aaron
He never would refuse one that you call

Dumb Larry from homeroom nine
Kept his locker full of weeds
Just to satisfy his smoking needs
And his love of fire
Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
The coach, the cheerleader and the
The chem teacher and the
The dean, dean
The dean, dean, dean was after

Dumb Larry
They always caught him smoking in the john
Dumb Larry
He never would have missed them when he's gone

Junk Biscuit, conservative jive
The biggest pig in all the school
He would sit and smack his lips and drool
As he eyed your lunch
I left a bag in his desk one night
A raw egg sandwich and when hungry took a bite
He had the
Mop chop
The ed ed chop
A pukin′

Junk Biscuit
They always caught him eating in the class
Dumb Larry
They always caught him smoking in the john
Chris Aaron
They always caught him pissing in the hall