Opening Intro Lyrics

Well, an inebriated good evening to you all
Welcome to Raphael′s Silver Cloud Lounge
Slip me a little Crimson Jims
Give me the lowdown, Brown, and what's the scoop, Betty Boop?
I′m on my way into town
Of course, after that, I'd like to thank
Dwan for opening the program for us
I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me
I want to pull on your coat about something here tonight
Yeah, little news I′d like to throw your erection

See, I used to know a girl
Yeah, and it was a hubba hubba and ding ding ding
I said, "Baby, you got everything"
A week later it was a hubba hubba and ding ding dong
Baby, it sure didn′t last too long
I know things are tough all over and they ain't gettin′ any better
But I was moved
To kind of scribble a little bit of a kind of
Emotional weather forecast for you this evening

What I'm talkin′ about is
Well, you know I've been playin′ nightclubs
Stayin' out all night long
Comin' home late
Gone for three months, come back and everything
In your refrigerator turns into a science project
So you get designs on a waitress, you know
She′s got three or four kids
She′s sortin' out her checks and she′s countin' out her change
And you say, "Hey baby, heat me up a bear claw on the radar range"
Well, then it gets real cold