Stereosexual English translation

When I woke up
Cuando me desperté
And I saw another guy laying
Y vi otro tío acostao
On his back, I said to myself "duck, who's this"
De espaldas a mi lao me dije: "pavo este quien es"
Then I realized
Luego ya razoné
It was all alcohol's fault
La culpa es del alcohol
I should have mixed last night until I became a faggot
Debí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricón

And what will they say about me? (they will say that you're gay)
Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, darling)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures, rey)
Will they accept me as I am? (you'll see as they will)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual
Stereosexual

With my girlfriend, I don't know
Con mi novia no sé
I think I'll tell her
Creo que se lo diré
Gradually so it doesn't hurt her
De forma gradual, para que no le sienta mal

But in the squash
Pero por el squash
I better not come back
Es mejor no volver
Lest one day in the showers, I'm unable to restrain myself
No sea que un día en las duchas, no me pueda contener

And what will they say about me? (they will say that you're gay)
Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, darling)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures rey)
Will they accept me as I am? (you'll see as they will)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual
Stereosexual
And on the other side (on the back side)
Y que al otro lao (por el lao de atrás)
It mustn't be so bad... (it is the best!)
No debe estar tan mal (pero si es normal)
If there are so many people (try it and you'll see)
Sí hay tanto personal (pues pruébalo y veras)
Stereosexual
Stereosexual

When I had already accepted the fact
Cuando me había echo la idea
The guy woke up
El varón lo despertó
And he turned to be a girl
Y resulto ser una tía
With Cues Johns hairstyle
Con el pelo a lo Cues Jhons
Even though she fotocopies
Y aunque ya se fotocopie
By the front and the back side
Por delante y por detrás
I have it best by
A mi me sale mas a cuenta
Only one side
Por un lado nada más

And what will they say about me? (they will say that you're gay)
Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, darling)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures, rey)
Will they accept me as I am? (you'll see as they will)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual
Stereosexual
And on the other side (on the back side)
Y por otro lao (por el lao de atrás)
It mustn't be so bad... (it is the best!)
No debe estar tan mal (pero si es normal)
If there are so many people (try it and you'll see)
Sí hay tanto personal (pues pruébalo y veras)
Stereosexual (stereosexu-)
Stereosexual (stereosexu)
Stereosexual
Stereosexual