Whiskey Colored Crayon Lyrics

Kindergarten class teacher said pass
Out that box of Crayolas
We′re all gonna draw a picture of home
Help us get to know ya
He drew a big orange sun
Shining down on

A little red house with a little green tree
A little blue car parked out on the street
Brother with a football sister with a puppy dog
Mama with a smile and a church dress on
Then he raised his hand
Said teacher I can't draw deddy
Do you have a whiskey colored crayon

Teacher walked down the hall
Made one call mama left work early
That picture on the desk made mama a mess
Hearing the rest of the story
She didn′t know what to say
But her mascara rained

On a little red house with a little green tree
A little blue car parked out on the street
Brother with a football sister with a puppy dog
Mama with a smile and a church dress on
Then he raised his hand
Said teacher I can't draw deddy
Do you have a whiskey colored crayon

He stood up in that circle
Said I'm sober seven years
And all because our little boy drew this picture here

It′s a little red house with a little green tree
A little blue car parked out on the street
Brother with a football sister with a puppy dog
Mama with a smile and a church dress on
Then he raised his hand
Said teacher I can′t draw deddy
Do you have a whiskey colored crayon

A whiskey colored crayon
A whiskey colored crayon