Never Done It Sober Lyrics

Pardon me, what is your name again?
Better yet, what is mine?
Here I go, feelin′ this pain again
'Cause the liquor done wore off since last night
This ole hotel room, it just don′t feel like home
And from the looks of things, I don't wanna know what went on

I opened the door, and the sun poured in
I threw my shirt over my shoulders
Whatever I did last night
I would've never done it sober

Officer, I apologize for driving so fast
You′d have thought I′d learned my lesson by now
And I know this ain't the first time we′ve crossed paths
Last time you took me downtown
And I know you've let me off a time or two before
But I was hoping that you might help me out one more

Yes, I understand my rights
But I don′t know why you pulled me over
Whatever it was I did
I would've never done it sober

Whether beers or pills, for kicks or thrills
There′s no one else to blame
I'm doin' all I can do to ruin my good name

Baby, it′s me, and I know it′s late
We both agreed that we wouldn't call
Just wanted to let you know things ain′t goin' so great
I didn′t mean the things I said at all
I should've said something then instead of watching you pack
Now all I can do is pray that you might take me back

Lord, help her forgive me for
The side of me I showed her
′Cause God only knows
I would've never done it sober