The Size I Wear Lyrics

She was five-foot-two, about 95 pounds
She was ′round in the places she's supposed to be ′round
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear, hey!

In a neighbourhood bar, not too far from here
Me and old John, we were chucking some beers
Friday night, about a half past ten
When a block of secretaries came strutting in

The one in the front was a little too tall
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
The one in the middle was looking at me

Yeah, she was five-foot-two, about 95 pounds
She was 'round in the places she′s supposed to be ′round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

I said, "Do you wanna dance? She said, "Yes, I do"
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
Now John didn′t like it, but he was being a friend
He danced with this one and that one and this one again

A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
John said, "Hey buddy, you can't hog her all night"
Well, you′re a mighty big fella, but I don't care
Stand back, John, that′s the size I wear

She was five-foot-two, about 95 pounds
She's 'round in the places she′s supposed to be ′round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

Now she was five-foot-two, about 95 pounds
She was ′round in the places she's supposed to be ′round
Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there
But stand back, John, that's the size I wear

Hey, you′re a mighty big fella, but I don't care
Stand back, John, that's the size I wear
Stand over there, John, I′ll be done in just a minute
I know