Wish I was a Kellogg′s cornflake
Floating in my bowl, taking movies
Relaxing awhile, living in style
Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays Alain
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I′d ease myself down, coming up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizenful boysenberry jam fan
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
From Mary Jane, best wishes to Martin
Oh, South California
Old Rodger, draft dodger
Leaving by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for
Wish I was a Kellogg′s cornflake
Floating in my bowl, taking movies
Relaxing awhile, living in style
Writer(s): Paul Simon Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
