Letras de Wax the Booty

Yeah, but you know, you know people are
Scared to have conversations like this
And that′s, and that's what it boils down to
When you see a guy, you already know whether
Or not you wanna fuck him, don′t you?
Yep
Guaranteed
Yep
Honey, we gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight

Seen a fly skimmy on the avenue
My shades down, hat flipped, gnawing on a cashew
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl stared at me as if she wanted to get laid
Next the girl started stepping and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak
But then I snapped and realized that it was my duty
To get this freak and koax her booty

Wax that booty, koax the booty
Freaky, freaky freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty, koax the booty
I got a freak freak so I'm gonna wax her booty

Now heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak cut in and started telling of the times

That she had wanted to rock me and these were no lies
That's when I contracted the rise in my Levi′s
Stepping to my crib she said the rise impressed her
So then without delay I began to undress her
Unstress her bra and whispered to her "Are you with me?"
She said "Yes" so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and while sniffing I asked "Do you stank?"
She said "No" and noted to me that her shower soap was Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie

Headed for her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed for her coochie
Bam, nigga

Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see
If this girl had any types or signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself "Oh goody"
Then I grabbed my dick and koaxed stuck it in her booty
Started rocking this freak, yeah with my hands on her butt
You should′ve seen me in her booty, I was tearing it up
Next I whispered in her ear "Baby please turn over"

And rocked it doggy style while I was calling her Rover
Still tearing it up, on her face was a grin
Holding onto her waist, pumping harder than sin
But she was loving it all and with her back and her arse

I busted my nut and she started to bark

Huh?
Huh?

Na-na-bop, but it not my butt
Now if you think the story's over then just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
Then I was searching for a towel to clean off my dicky
′Cause it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky
And to talk about gross, here's something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I started tripping ′cause this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get

She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty
But nevertheless I completed my duty

I got this freak and koaxed her booty

Wax that booty, koax the booty
I got the freak and I waxed her booty
I love the booty, you love the booty
Hey freak come here and let me wax your booty

Too Short don′t stop, Too Short don't stop
Too Short don't stop the beat
Ayo Short Dog, can I get a bitch?
Bitch

Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it?
And to the ladies if you′re tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you, go home and watch the tube with granny
′Cause this is booty night, non-stop
With the number one waxer, me Kid Rock
So let's get hype, ′cause if I see you calm
I'm gonna think you′re waxing with Rosie Palm
I mean really, how could you be so dumb?
Just look at all the girls who are dying to get some

Man, just don't be a wussy
And I guarantee you could get a piece of pussy

But to get it you have to realize
Don′t brag to the freak about your dick size

Man, that's not the way to win it
'Cause it′s not the length of your wand, it′s the magic in it

Wax that booty, koax the booty
Freaky, freaky freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty, koax the booty
I got freaks and I wax their booty

Yeah but you are, you know, you know what I'm saying?
What kind of popsicle you like?

What kind of popsicle?
Yeah
It don′t matter
Huh?

It don't matter

It don′t matter?
No
So then what you, you gonna do that to my age?
No
Well you ought to, I mean you oughta go run this story
You know they would never know what you practicing for
They're like "Girl you trying to put on
Some weight eating all them popsicles"
And back in your mind "No I′m practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick"
You know? That'd be kinda sweet wouldn′t it?