Letras de Vacation Spot

Are you ready?

They say I′m Louis Vuitton, they call me Autobahn
They call me Master Don, with a Beverly Poo
Take a trip with the screw, grab a hotel for two
Bottles for two, that's right, from me to you
Models in the back showing ultimate butt crack
There′s something about Jack that make 'em come back

The vocal reaction, kitty-cat contact
She make her butt clap, watch her butt stack
I take it Iraq, wear a suit, lilac
My chiropract, make her go home to the panty rack
She blow a saxophone, just one night in Rome
Fat girls leave out to go home
The original Tom Jones, used to party with Al Capone

National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami

Miami on boats, private jets with mink coats
Girls can′t cook, women make me French toast
They're popular with Gloria Estefan
Name a new baby in San, form Voltron
Nobody rap against Mega Don, who you think ran Megatron?
Thirty years behind, new rap today is gone

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
All rappers should go on TV and be Gong
They stereotype, giant monkeys pose like King Kong
Rap ain′t nothing but dog doo-doo out the butt crusting
Is it me you trust in? Hoffman, I could be Dustin
The Pee Wee Kirkys won't stop me like Hercules
They say LisaRaye like it with A not E

National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami

Now I′ma put the finishing touches on it
You call it what you wanna call it
Rappers spit out they back, flush it down the toilet
Mega boogie-woogie, woogie, eyes get googly
Cuddle with Tyra, backdoor admirer
Chocolate got me inspired
Popping cherries into strawberries
Macmillan, massage baby all in the book by Terry

National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take 'em down to Miami
National beach weather
Take ′em down to Miami

Take 'em down to Miami
And let ′em play by the beach
Take 'em down
Take 'em down to Miami
And let ′em play by the beach
Take ′em down
Take 'em down to Miami
And let ′em play by the beach
Take 'em down
Take ′em down to Miami

And let 'em play by the beach
Take ′em down