Letras de Eddie the Eunuch

Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man′s nose
Makin' believin′ he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection, baby
Never had a chance to ball
Sleepin′ in the wrong direction, baby
Dreamin′ he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock 'n′ roll critic
Suckin' like a superstar
Slicker than a shoeshine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie, what a thing you are
You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin′, baby
Puttin' other people down
Eddie could never forgive them, baby
′Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
But Eddie the Eunuch is a rock 'n′ roll critic
Suckin′ like a superstar
Slicker than a shoeshine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie, what a thing you are
And he'll climb up
All the way down to the bottom
Gonna stomp on his mother
He ain′t got no shame
He doesn't know his name
He′ll need to play a little game