Letras de Strange Day

Strange day
Strange day
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I remember when I rode into town
That mornin′ in December of '48
Oh, it was bitter cold
I had on my parka, my sheepskin coat
And my brown and white spectator pumps
Cut quite a figure, if I do say so

First thing I spied was a poster
"There′s going to be a dance
The second annual Hogsville
Dandy Steppers' Ball
And Frog Poppin' Contest
Drag

Strange day
Strange day
Strange day in Hogsville
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I noticed right off that there weren′t no ladyfolk in sight
I figured they was all up a primpin′ for the dance
And bein' a man of no small charms with the ladies myself
I decided to park old Pate and change my socks
From him to me
(I find that extremely offensive)
So did old Pate

But there weren′t no gals for miles around
Not one gal in the whole darn town
So if you want to go a-dancin', just look around
For the next best thing that can be found

Strange day
Strange day
Strange day in Hogsville
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That′s right, I soon found there wasn't no women nowhere
And the fellas goin′ to the dance
Was takin' some of the strangest things
One was takin' a broom
All dressed up in a pinafore
With bleached straws
Looked kinda cheap to me

Another was totin′ a picture of a gal
He′d been hidin' it under his bunk
Been goin′ with that picture so long
He thought real girls folded in the middle

Now, I was getting depressed
But then I spied the cutest little thing you ever saw
Givin' me the eye from underneath the waterin′ trough

Had little eyes, curly tail
And the dearest little pointy ears you've ever seen
I grabbed her paw and we waddled into the dance
(What did her pa have to say?)
(Shut it up when he′s talkin')
The minute we got into the dance
The music stopped and a feller said
"Wait a minute, th-th-th-th-that's the Sheriff′s gal!"
(You mean?)

Strange day
Strange day
Strange day in Hogsville

You know, I really loved the little thing
I can still hear her little voice
(Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink)

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