Letras de Normal as the Next Guy

(Normal as the next guy)
I′m normal as the next guy
What makes you think I'm not, huh?
I eat a balanced breakfast in the morning
I drive a late model American car
And when I come home
I come home from work
How ′bout that weather, eh?
Interesting tornadic activity

And who are you to say
What is normal, what is not?
'Cause I'm normal (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
I′m normal
I′m normal (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
Normal

I'm normal as Walter Cronkite
I′m normal as Gandhi
I'm normal as Idi Amin
I′m normal as Eydie Gormé
And when I come home
I come home from work
I'm normal as the Wright Brothers
I′m normal as Doctor Joyce Brothers

And who are you to say
What is normal, what is not?
'Cause I'm normal (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
I′m normal
I′m normal (Normal)
(Normal as the)
I'm normal as the next guy

I′m as normal as Betty Crocker
I'm as normal as Jarvis Cocker
I′m normal as Chris Rock
I'm normal as Jacques Chirac
I′m normal as Jacques Villeneuve (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)

I'm normal as Shaquille O'Neal
I′m normal as Eugene O′Neill (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
I'm normal as white bread
I′m normal as Fred Astaire
I'm normal as Fred Flintstone (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)

Wilma (Normal)
Let me in, Wilma (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
Neil, get back here
Sammy, Frank (Normal)
(Normal as the next guy)
I′m one standard deviation of the mean (Normal)
I'm normal as the next guy

(Normal as the next guy)