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My throat is scratchy, I think that's it
My throat is scratchy, I'll buy myself a coffin
My throat is scratchy, my gut feeling says: "Ah"
I don't need a doctor, I'll buy myself a coffin
W-w-w-why are you bothering me after my complaint professionally?
Haven't I coughed enough in my voice message?
It's suspected to be Ebola or a muscle tear
That's what they say on Google, that's what they say on Google
I feel it exactly, it's the heart or the appendix
Tell my wife I love her more than our children
When I remind her of her mortality every day
Tell me, who's the nutcase here? Who's the nutcase here? (Ah)
I have the longest entry in the medical record
Even though I wash my hands after every fan contact
I'm always in danger because I have to be in the middle of the crowd
Flu is a man's thing
It's the wisdom teeth or the discs
More often in waiting rooms than in my regular pubs
Sick with fear, of being sick, of fear, of diseases
Started coughin' today
Need a coffin today
Started coughin' today
Today
My throat is scratchy, I think that's it
My throat is scratchy, I'll buy myself a coffin
My throat is scratchy, my gut feeling says: "Ah"
I don't need a doctor, I'll buy myself a coffin
Stay, stay, stay, stay in quarantine until the warning app is green again
Then jump out the window, the danger lurks on the doorknob
Go to the pharmacist in the store, he greets me
With: "Everything as usual?" Everything as usual
I mean, just look at the red spots between my cojones
Maybe the bubonic plague is making a bittersweet comeback
Only one in ten million people gets it
That means I'm special, I'm special, yeah
A doctor told me there was never a time
For concern, I'll get a second opinion
Either they see the problem at the millionth glance
Or I'll get back in line, like Obelix
I put on a monkey dance, as if I were showing off
Need, besides all the pills and the ointments
Mouth to mouth, to mouth, to mouth, to keep quiet
Started coughin' today
Need a coffin today
And tomorrow again
Every day
My throat is scratchy, I think that's it
My throat is scratchy, I'll buy myself a coffin
My throat is scratchy, my gut feeling says: "Ah"
I don't need a doctor, I'll buy myself a coffin
Listen, who's screaming the loudest
Life, ciao and bye-bye (ciao and bye-bye, ay-ay-ay)
There is only one herb that heals me
Attention (attention), Attention (attent-)
My throat is scratchy, I think that's it
It's scr- in my throat, ah
My throat is scratchy
On my head, a white hair
I don't need a doctor
I'll buy myself a coffin
