Sono ancora in coma traducción al Inglés

Last night, you went out with me
This morning, it's already the third
Coffee I've drunk
I even took a freezing shower
But it didn't help
I'm still in a coma
Then the phone rings
I'm very nervous
To answer now
I really don't want
Then I take the phone in the end
It's you?
What are you saying, that "you don't want to see me anymore"
Well, you're right, you're beautiful
And you can treat men
Like paper towels
After all you just have to be careful
That they're never
The same brand

Last night, you went out with me
This morning, it's already the third coffee
I've drunk, I've drunk
I've drunk, I've drunk
I even took a freezing shower
But it didn't help
I'm still
I'm still in a coma
I'm still in a coma!