Mean to Me Lyrics

If I left this old coward I′d be screaming out loud
My man has been so mean to me, I can't rest for proud

Well, he′s been mean to me
Mean to me and making me blue
And if I ever get the chance
I'm going to throw him out and send him to you

It started by this morning when we got out of bed
I brought him out the screw and took the lot out of his head

Well, he's been mean to me
Mean to me and making me blue
And if I ever get the chance
I′m going to throw him out and send him to you

I′m going to tie him to the railway line and jump on a train
I'm gonna take away his parachute on a burning plane

′Cause he's been mean to me
Mean to me and making me blue
And if I ever get the chance
I′m going to throw him out and send him to you

He carried on without us, we were towing the line
He smells like he's been boozing, he′s been drinking the wine

Well, he's been mean to me
Mean to me and making me blue
And if I ever get the chance
I'm going to throw him out and send him to you
Mean to me
Mean to me and making me blue
And if I ever get the chance
I′m going to throw him out and send him to you