Letras de Dump the Dog

Dump the dog and feed the garbage
Mow the floor and sweep the lawn
Salt and pepper on my porridge
One day I′ll be dead and gone

Oh my good girl loves me madly
And my bad girl is a flirt
I'll take the good with the bad gladly
And I′ll treat them both like dirt

Apple butter for my breakfast
Peanut butter for my lunch
Bread and butter for my dinner
Margarine for Sunday brunch

Baseball's fine, football's rougher
Basketballers all are tall
But I like hockey, hockey′s tougher
You must play without a ball

Think about it

There′s too much trouble and too much bother
And I have stood all I can stand
I'm a son and I′m a father
I am just a middle man

When I wake up in the morning
I hop up right out of bed
Unless of course I am hungover
Then I pretend that I am dead

So dump the dog and feed the garbage
Mow the floor and sweep the lawn
Salt and pepper on my porridge
One day I'll be dead
And I′ll be gone