Letras de We Are the Knuckleheads

Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We're the knuckleheads)

If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the (jelly)
I′ll peel apart your bread, and then I′ll penetrate your belly
Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast
Now I'll take my jelly (and spread it on your toast)
No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster
So grasp some Shasta (the mighty mic master)

Givin′ you communion with your lips on my cup
(Pump, pump, pump, pump me up)
Now if you're the water (boy) then I′m the heavyweight contender
I'm gonna mix you all up like a (Black and Decker blender)
If you would be the (Telstar) then I′d have to be Defender
I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender (first offender)

You're a dumb ass stupid Vera, and I′m the one that Flo calls Mel
Puttin′ holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel
You're a broken down Big Wheel I′m a banana-seated (Schwinn)
"Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in"
I'm a Lego Eggo (maniac) I′m stickier than some Fun Tak
Trip to the store and get another (six-pack)

Bomb droppin' like at Ground Zero
Like Colonel Klink is gettin′ fucked by Hogan's Heroes
Oh, eenie meanie miney moe (moe) ya took your shot you missed
I wasn't a good boy this year I′m not on Santa′s list
I gave your girl some sausage and then I (slit your wrists)
Now I'll take your ass out like my name was (Burgess Meredith)

Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We′re the knuckleheads)

Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We're the knuckleheads)

Fast quick Bic light ass when you pass (gas)
You threw it like a girl that′s why you got picked last
And Mr. Easy does It never did it now did he
Jesus is coming so busy
And you and your (chumps) are gonna get your (lumps)
I got The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg you got goosebumps

'Cause I′m black y'all it′s a fact y'all
And if you try to take what's mine I′ll take it (back y′all)
I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean
And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen
'Cause the whole damn world would be (peachy keen)
With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine

So go, Rip, Rip, Rip Taylor
Rip, Rip, Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor, Rip Taylor
Your girlfriend, we nailed her

My mom′s got opposable thumbs
Your mom's Weezie Jefferson
I′d rather eat fresh Heiny chow
"And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how"
Batter roll and whip you like a fuckin′ (cannoli)
And if Satan had a hockey team then I'd be (the goalie)
'Cause we′re dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama
(Dumber than a supermodel) dumber than Kwanza

Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We′re the knuckleheads)

Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We′re the knuckleheads)

Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We′re the knuckleheads)

Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who′s the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We are the knuckleheads)
Who's the knuckleheads? (We′re the knuckleheads)